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Last Updated: 22.06.2025 03:26
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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They put up a sign reading
Why is the word "democracy" not in the preamble of the US Constitution?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Catatonics & High Colonics
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
What are the reasons why am I so tired before my period?
Then came..
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good
Nuts and Butts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
So, the docs changed it to read
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Everyone loved it.
No, not a chance
share office space ...
Thumbs down again.
No go.
Another attempt resulted in ...
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No way
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good.
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So they tried
Next, they tried...
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Unacceptable again!
Just Forget it!
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